Inferior Quotations

I.Q. Archives, Mar. 20, 2020 — Low-approval, fake-news Donald Trump is doing every thing possible to make the Coronavirus look as harmless as possible. Unsurprisingly, his corrupt Republican colleagues are profiting from this disaster. USA in questionable shape. @CDCgov

ProPublica, Mar. 19, 2020 — “Senator Dumped Up to $1.7 Million of Stock After Reassuring Public About Coronavirus Preparedness. Intelligence Chair Richard Burr’s selloff came around the time he was receiving daily briefings on the health threat.”

Mother Jones, Mar. 17, 2020 — “Jared Kushner Once Controlled a Firm Now Running a Coronavirus Testing Website”

Fox News, Mar. 20, 2020 — “Sen. Kelly Loeffler reportedly ‘dumped millions‘ in stock before coronavirus tanked markets”

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Apr. 6, 2020 — “[Georgia Senator David Perdue] made a number of purchases of stock in DuPont de Nemours, a chemical company that supplies personal protective equipment used by people trying to avoid exposure to the virus. That includes buying shares worth as much as $65,000 on Jan. 24, the same day that the Senate held a members-only briefing on the novel coronavirus.”

“it just blows the mind that this President is still in office.”

Donald Trump’s Tweet from 2014 is More Applicable to the 45th President.

“it just blows the mind”

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The Intercept, Dec. 19, 2019 — “The harsh reality, of course, is that Trump commits impeachable offenses on nearly a weekly basis.”

“Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?”

Donald Trump’s Tweet from 2014 is Fitting for the 45th President.

The Answer is No

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I.Q. Archives, Mar. 14, 2020 — Section 4 of Article II of the United States Constitution states “The President, Vice President and all civil officers of the United States, shall be removed from office on impeachment for, and conviction of, treason, bribery, or other high crimes and misdemeanors.” The Constitution does not define “high crimes and misdemeanors”. Further, “[the] Constitution requires a two-thirds vote of the Senate to convict”. During Trump’s impeachment trial, the majority of the Senate was Republican. Strangely, many of those Republicans are loyal to Trump, and they voted to stage the country’s first impeachment trial without hearing witnesses. Think about that: a trial with no witnesses.

“Sorry losers and haters, buy my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault”

Donald Trump’s Tweet from 2013 is Pure Pfwhuh.

He has the best brain

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MSNBC, Mar. 16, 2016 — Mika Brzezinski: “Who are you consulting with consistently so you are ready on day one?” Donald Trump: “I’m speaking with my self, number one, because I have a very good brain an’ I’ve said a lot of things[…]”

Donald Trump’s Train of Thought is Off the Rails

Sun City, July 21, 2015 — “But y’know what irks me, y’look! having.. nuclear my uncle was a great professor an’ scientist an’ engineer Doctor John Trump at M.I.T., goo-good genes very good genes okay very smart the Wharton School of Finance very good very smart, y’know if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a libera— if like okay if I ran as a liberal Democrat they would say I’m one of the smartest people an’where in the world, ’s true! But when you’re a conservative Republican, they try oh do they do a number that’s why I always start off went to Wharton was a good student went there went there did this built a for— y’know I have to give my like credentials all the time, ’cause we’re at a little disadvantage, but, you look at the nuclear deal the thing that really bothers me an’ it would have been so easy, an’ it’s not as-as important as these lives are, nuclear is so powerful, my uncle explained that to me many many years ago the power an’ that was thirty-five years ago he would explain the power of what’s going to happen an’ he was right who woulda thought, but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners now used to be three, now it’s four, but when it was three, an’ even now, I woulda said it’s all in the messenger. Fellas, an’ it is fellas because y’know they don’t they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men so y’know, it’s gonna take them about an other hundred an’ fifty years. But the Persians are great negotiators the Iranians are great negotia— so, and they-they just killed they just killed us this is horrible but!”

“We need a President who isn’t a laughing stock to the entire World. We need a truly great leader, a genius at strategy and winning. Respect!”

Donald Trump’s Tweet from 2014 is Fitting for the 45th President.

The U.S. Elected a Clown

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I.Q. Archives, Mar. 14, 2020 — Saturday Night Live has made fun of Donald Trump since 1988. In A Trump Christmas, ‘Donald’ and ‘Ivana’ exchange mink-wrapped Christmas gifts. He gives ‘Ivana’ a Florentine cathedral door from the Renaissance, intended for Mar-a-Lago. The door has been gold-dipped and covered in jewels, with diamonds that spell TRUMP. She gives ‘Donald’ a solid-gold jewel-encrusted anchor for his yacht, Trump Princess. That’s 30 years ago. World leaders have ridiculed him since he became president in 2016. In a speech in 2017, the Australian prime minister Malcom Turnbull mocked Trump’s child-like obsession with winning. “Donald and I we are winning and winning in the polls. We are winning so much. We are winning like we have never won before. We are winning in the polls. We are! We are! We are! Not the fake polls. Not the fake polls. They are the ones we’re not winning in. We are winning in the real polls. They are so easy to win did you know that. I know that. Did you know that. I kind of know that. I know that. They are so easy to win. I have this Russian guy. Believe me it’s true. It is true.” To much laughter and applause. The characteristic, repetetive, substance-free blather, and dubious ‘Believe me’s. It’s the prime minister of Australia mocking the president of the United States. He’s not the only World Leader who thinks Trump’s an joke. At the United Nations in 2018, Donald Trump said “In less than two years, my administration has accomplished more than almost any administration in the hist’ry of our country.” The laughter interrupted his teleprompter speech. South of the Border sells Donald Trump Pooping Key Chains. And so on.