Inferior Quotations

IQ: Enjoy the video on YouTube and consider what coulda gone wrong. Payt’n coulda made the shot. Baker coulda got the rebound. Bonato coulda held on t’the ball. Weis coulda been some where else. Et cetera et cetera every little thing that affects where we are right now. People in the stadium are fun to look at too.

Can some body confirm or correct the identities of the commentators?

Mike Breen: U-Ess-A inbounding with a fifteen-point lead. That last foul not in the act of shooting so, Payt’n setting it up. Weis comes out to.. bump ’im a bit, slow ’im down which he did, but Payt’n still goes right at it. Misfires. Bonato gets with a sloppy pass. Carter, inside!!

Doug Collins: OHHh-h-h-hoh!

Mike Breen: Ohh.

Doug Collins: Oo-h-h-h-hoh… WwwooOoo.

Mike Breen: And the crowdhaha responds. to a spectacular dunk from Vince Carter.

Doug Collins: Now you see why Frederic Weis has gotta go play in Greece he didn’ wanna see that on a nightly basis.

IQ: Ouch.

Mike Breen: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Doug Collins: My goodness he was sshot out of a rocket.

Mike Breen: Airborne for Carter an’ the lead is up t’seventeen. Y’know this crowd — as Risacher misfires, run down nicely by Julian, ball knocked out of bounds — this crowd likes to root against the United States—

Airhorn: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Mike Breen: —because the overwhelming favorite, but theyy looove when this stuff happens.

Doug Collins: That’s why I said now a smile an’ the energy an’ the crowd eatin’ outta palm o’your han’ I mean they just want to love Vince Carter here this guy has so much talent. Jus’ look at this spectac’lar take-off he jumped over—

Mike Breen: Ha ha ha ha ha.

Doug Collins: —his heaad.! I mean Frédéric Weis you gotta know man a guy’s comin’ t’do that you gotta take a bowww.!

Mike Breen: That’s like some—

Doug Collins: Watch this.

Mike Breen: —thing that was s-set up in a Slam Dunk Contest.

Doug Collins: Look at this he scissored over ’is head it’s almost like Where did’e go. My goodness gracious Vince Carter Slam Dunk champ. More importan’ly that a guy who now is becomin’ a great all-’round player. The great steal. Woww.

Mike Breen: Hhhheh-heh-heh-heh.

Doug Collins: Kickin’ the legs the fist. Ohh man.

Mike Breen: They’ve shown replays here at The Dome an’ the crowd still.. oohing and ahhing a-as Vince Carter got them fired up. An' a seventeen-point lead for the United States.