Inferior Quotations

Newspaper Vending Machine: Rhode Island SLUT

Harry: I don’know Lloyd the French are ass holes.

Note on Apartment 4:
Dear Gas Man
Packed Up and drove
to Aspin. Sorry about
the $    ☺
       Lloyd and Harry

Wireless Phone in Aspen: AT&T

Convenience Store Façade: Pork Rinds to Perrier… is the [?]

IQ: Nebraska = North of the Border

IQ: The plain’s grass looks like the van’s fur.

IQ: Range Rover limo. Mercedes SEL.