Inferior Quotations

IQ: You can watch an’ listen to this video on YouTube.

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Dan Patrick: Here’s Deion Sanders uh telling his Bo Jackson story.

Deion Sanders: When I played for Florida State as a freshman… True story. Bo was at Auburn. Back w’ in the backfield w’ Brent Fullwood prob’ly the best tandem o’runnin’ backs I’ve ever seen in. college. These guys were unbelievable. An’ you kno’ I wa’ you know you heard o’Bo Jackson so you’re kin’a in awe as a young collegiate I’m seventeen years old playin’ Florida State eight-eighteen at the time jus’ turn’ eighteen. Bo goes behin’e huddle in Auburn an’ t-throws his han’s up as if he was s-signifyin’ the crowd to get it up. They start cheering an’ an’ an’ an’ an’ applauding an’ I was playing lef’ corner. Bo got a sweep t’ his lehft, away from me, an’ hit it, I mean hit it, an’ he was gone. I came out o’ no where cause I was ’se I could fly, came an’ got’m, ran up on’m like it was no otha. With his right arm he extended it, placed it on my helmet like as if he was praying for me, palming my helmet, an’ stiff’ me down an’ kept goin’ into the en’ zone like I wa’n’ even’ere. That was my Bo Jackson moment.

Dan Patrick: Mm-hm-hm.!

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IQ: Here’s a funny variation on the story (Skip Ads) with a humorous absence of game footage twice. Prime makes me smile an’ laugh he’s great! I remember him best as Neon Deion wi’ the Braves.